Are you ever just really grateful that Pete Wentz’s suicide attempt didn’t work
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| BFF: | Grandmother I need to talk to you |
|---|---|
| Grandma: | [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick? |
| BFF: | No, no. Grandma. I'm gay. |
| Grandma: | What? |
| BFF: | I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now. |
| Grandma: | [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie. |
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stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)
Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!
Oh. My. God.
I fuckin’ love every single bit of this post.
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Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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In the song Rat A Tat there’s this part where she says It’s Courtney, Bitch and whenever my friend Courtney texts me that’s all I hear in my head.
Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.
this is awesome
A++++
WAIT - A CONDOM COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SEXUALIZE WOMEN
WHAAAAAAT?!
Actually the greatest
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